Happy Belated Fourth of July

The night before the 4th (that would be the 3rd), Caroline said, "It won't be a very happy birthday for America tomorrow." We looked at her, confused, and asked "Why?" To which she replied, without missing a beat, "Because everyone is standing on America and I wouldn't want anyone standing on me on my birthday."

Let's hope America was able to get a few feet free moments and enjoy the day!